Genratmap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish elephant.

Genratmap created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genratmap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genratmap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Genratmap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Genratmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Never pour water over plants.