Basttinhat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome centipede.

Basttinhat created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basttinhat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Basttinhat, he will turn you into a slug.

Basttinhat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Basttinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Worship no other gods but Basttinhat.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not commit murder.