Gontalril is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless faun.

Gontalril created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gontalril, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gontalril, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gontalril's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gontalril's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from green cats for they are unholy.

3. Heed all dreams.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing mauve boots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.