Cebfunnarlcapnellfum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage troll.

Cebfunnarlcapnellfum created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfunnarlcapnellfum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebfunnarlcapnellfum, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cebfunnarlcapnellfum's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cebfunnarlcapnellfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cebfunnarlcapnellfum in the centre of the settlement.