Tabgomgup is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, vain horse.

Tabgomgup created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabgomgup, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabgomgup, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tabgomgup's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tabgomgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always count to six before sleeping.

5. Never gather nine geese near doors.