Budkarved is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent mole.

Budkarved created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budkarved, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budkarved, he will strike you with lightening.

Budkarved's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Budkarved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Feed all hungry whales.