Legzedlargyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy shrew.

Legzedlargyog created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legzedlargyog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Legzedlargyog, it will torture you forever.

Legzedlargyog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Legzedlargyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never mix turnips with blood.