Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow manatee.

Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Never stain your arms with magenta.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Davdimbaf Rullcid Babstanbag on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed spinach to hamsters while wearing purple rings.