Vogbabcid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring duck.

Vogbabcid created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vogbabcid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vogbabcid, it will turn you into a mole.

Vogbabcid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vogbabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Vogbabcid loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never run near great tits.