Yattbomnak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody lizard.

Yattbomnak created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattbomnak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattbomnak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Yattbomnak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yattbomnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

4. Do not prepare onions while wearing hats.

5. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.