Cempopfodxenstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud warg.

Cempopfodxenstrag created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cempopfodxenstrag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cempopfodxenstrag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cempopfodxenstrag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cempopfodxenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Never stain your neck with pink.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Cempopfodxenstrag first in all things.