Nigmisril is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tiresome hippopotamus.

Nigmisril created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigmisril, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nigmisril, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nigmisril's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nigmisril's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never stain your legs with turquoise.