Lunortmon is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable lobster.

Lunortmon created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Lunortmon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunortmon, she will not care at all.

Lunortmon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lunortmon's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never bounce in the presence of sheep.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.