Bonominnad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying swallow.

Bonominnad created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonominnad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonominnad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bonominnad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bonominnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always remove shirts before touching tin.