Wotstipfun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, happy hare.

Wotstipfun created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotstipfun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wotstipfun, she will be very unhappy.

Wotstipfun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wotstipfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wotstipfun on top of all buildings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always act with purity when addressing priests.