Kemyokdid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, contented centipede.

Kemyokdid created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Kemyokdid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kemyokdid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kemyokdid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kemyokdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing blue scarves.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Do not sit in public.