Dantarmis is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered ant.

Dantarmis created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dantarmis, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dantarmis, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dantarmis' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dantarmis' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.