Xenbunpon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable chicken.

Xenbunpon created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbunpon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xenbunpon, it will turn you into a mole.

Xenbunpon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Xenbunpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near monkeys while wearing violet jumpers and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.