Mutcemyat Flyhapwap Sisquillgat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish human.

Mutcemyat Flyhapwap Sisquillgat created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcemyat Flyhapwap Sisquillgat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mutcemyat Flyhapwap Sisquillgat, she will turn you into a worm.

Mutcemyat Flyhapwap Sisquillgat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mutcemyat Flyhapwap Sisquillgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not sprint in public.