Sintettilaptigmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ill-tempered goblin.

Sintettilaptigmis created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintettilaptigmis, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sintettilaptigmis, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sintettilaptigmis' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sintettilaptigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before touching silicon.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing skirts.

5. Always look after injured frogs.