Yimtonjap Mipbemdubzodfatnurlpigfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered goat.

Yimtonjap Mipbemdubzodfatnurlpigfig created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimtonjap Mipbemdubzodfatnurlpigfig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yimtonjap Mipbemdubzodfatnurlpigfig, it will laugh at you.

Yimtonjap Mipbemdubzodfatnurlpigfig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yimtonjap Mipbemdubzodfatnurlpigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to ducks while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

5. Never adorn your face with violet markings.