Tigbissced is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent crab.

Tigbissced created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbissced, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tigbissced, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tigbissced's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tigbissced's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tigbissced.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Tigbissced loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.