Fengabhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing skunk.

Fengabhad created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengabhad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fengabhad, she will manifest in front of you.

Fengabhad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fengabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Never sing in the presence of elders.

3. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Pray only in shadows.