Vildunzedfum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful snake.

Vildunzedfum created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildunzedfum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vildunzedfum, it will turn you into a rat.

Vildunzedfum's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vildunzedfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not bounce at crossroads.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Vildunzedfum on top of all buildings.