Fotsabxin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable weasel.

Fotsabxin created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsabxin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fotsabxin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fotsabxin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fotsabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Fotsabxin eight times a day.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.