Zagdunjop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, charitable wasp.

Zagdunjop created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Zagdunjop, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zagdunjop, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zagdunjop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Zagdunjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.