Fodladyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage hyena.

Fodladyarl created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fodladyarl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodladyarl, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fodladyarl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fodladyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away if three seals approach from the north.