Megsugpaslinloopwotzak is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous slug.

Megsugpaslinloopwotzak created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megsugpaslinloopwotzak, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megsugpaslinloopwotzak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Megsugpaslinloopwotzak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Megsugpaslinloopwotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Megsugpaslinloopwotzak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.