Pangabraw is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic cobra.

Pangabraw created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangabraw, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pangabraw, he will turn you into a mole.

Pangabraw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pangabraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

3. Pangabraw must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Do not make images of living things.