Gancetsin Monflabham Zancitomt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent manatee.

Gancetsin Monflabham Zancitomt created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gancetsin Monflabham Zancitomt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gancetsin Monflabham Zancitomt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gancetsin Monflabham Zancitomt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gancetsin Monflabham Zancitomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with gray markings.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to doves while wearing fawn dresses.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Never prepare strawberries during winter.

5. Do not keep three tortoises in a large pit.