Pagnelkadgarjatbad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful rhinoceros.

Pagnelkadgarjatbad created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagnelkadgarjatbad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagnelkadgarjatbad, it will not invite you to parties.

Pagnelkadgarjatbad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pagnelkadgarjatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

3. Never gather eight tortoises in one place.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.