Homweebimfutyok is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, loving ferret.

Homweebimfutyok created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homweebimfutyok, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homweebimfutyok, she will turn you into a goat.

Homweebimfutyok's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Homweebimfutyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing mauve dresses and balancing three carbon spheres on your back.

2. Never prepare bread during spring.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never gather seven dolphins in one place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.