Mut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous dugong.

Mut created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.