Talsagdib is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous toad.

Talsagdib created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talsagdib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Talsagdib, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Talsagdib's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Talsagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four grasshopers near towers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Talsagdib loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not sing in public.