Hogvonkfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking wasp.

Hogvonkfarn created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogvonkfarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogvonkfarn, it will ignore you.

Hogvonkfarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hogvonkfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.