Safbableg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced camel.

Safbableg created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Safbableg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Safbableg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Safbableg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Safbableg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if three eagles approach from the south.

5. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.