Fligrul is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful bee.

Fligrul created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fligrul, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fligrul, it will turn you into a worm.

Fligrul's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fligrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never feed wheat to mites while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.