Mumfosshitligtag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate frog.

Mumfosshitligtag created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumfosshitligtag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumfosshitligtag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mumfosshitligtag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mumfosshitligtag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Respect your elders.