Hatripwon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring yak.

Hatripwon created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatripwon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hatripwon, she will remove you from existence.

Hatripwon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hatripwon's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not place nuts upon stone.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Do not shave your hands.