Didrenrut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing wombat.

Didrenrut created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Didrenrut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didrenrut, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Didrenrut's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Didrenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear jumpers marked with white.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didrenrut.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.