Armhotsig Ragfligwotdam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless donkey.

Armhotsig Ragfligwotdam created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armhotsig Ragfligwotdam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armhotsig Ragfligwotdam, she will not care.

Armhotsig Ragfligwotdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Armhotsig Ragfligwotdam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always remove trousers before touching tin.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Always store garlic above ground.