Nanstan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid crow.

Nanstan created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanstan, he will destroy your home planet.

Nanstan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after grasshopers.

2. Never handle nickel while unclean.

3. Run away from yellow monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed gooseberries to whales while wearing green hats.