Safdadbast Hivsomyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing wasp.

Safdadbast Hivsomyam created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Safdadbast Hivsomyam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Safdadbast Hivsomyam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Safdadbast Hivsomyam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Safdadbast Hivsomyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Safdadbast Hivsomyam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always remove coats before entering holy places.