Dogsisbus Xuckyarlab Mitvagpod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair bear.

Dogsisbus Xuckyarlab Mitvagpod created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dogsisbus Xuckyarlab Mitvagpod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dogsisbus Xuckyarlab Mitvagpod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dogsisbus Xuckyarlab Mitvagpod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dogsisbus Xuckyarlab Mitvagpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with blue.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never stain your feet with magenta.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near seals while wearing violet coats and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.