Tunboggam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fussy fairy.

Tunboggam created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunboggam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tunboggam, it will ignore you.

Tunboggam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Tunboggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six porpoises in one place.

2. Do not prepare corn while filled with pride.

3. Put Tunboggam first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not commit murder.