Narlvagcennutzedbodsog Vadbusxin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome sheep.

Narlvagcennutzedbodsog Vadbusxin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlvagcennutzedbodsog Vadbusxin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narlvagcennutzedbodsog Vadbusxin, he will destroy your home planet.

Narlvagcennutzedbodsog Vadbusxin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Narlvagcennutzedbodsog Vadbusxin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not hop at rivers.