Botwatnull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring rat.

Botwatnull created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botwatnull, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Botwatnull, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Botwatnull's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Botwatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never wear purple ear rings.

5. Never run in winter.