Tanbidsas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart scorpion.

Tanbidsas created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbidsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanbidsas, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tanbidsas' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tanbidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Tanbidsas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.