Wegjabvan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid bat.

Wegjabvan created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegjabvan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegjabvan, he will turn you into a snail.

Wegjabvan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wegjabvan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegjabvan.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never chant in the presence of elders.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Shun those given to sloth.