Artflan is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever walrus.

Artflan created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artflan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Artflan, she will turn you into a puffin.

Artflan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Artflan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Artflan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not consume apples at dawn.